The Voices Made Me Do It!

When I'm left alone I get really bored, really quickly. My mind then begins to wonder and I start hearing the Voices. They say things like" Go and dry shave your balls with a bic razor!" or " Bet you can't sniff that Coffee!"
So the other evening I was left alone again and the Voices came back. They said " Lick the rust off that nail!" I knew this was bad so I had to politely decline. Then the Voices said" Ok, if your gonna be a pussy, why don't you buy some Burn Rubber New Balance with the last of your monies instead, even tho there's still 18 days til payday!"
"Brrrilliant idea" I replied. So I did!



Aren't they beautiful and they will be here tomorrow!