The word Timex doesn't make me feel dirty anymore!

I just wanted to whip my socks off and masterbate into it them like some freaked out monkey when I saw these beauties, who would of thought something so beautiful and simple could emerge from a watch company sold in, dare i say it (whisper) Argos. HORROR!






Kid Robot and Nooka in this limted edition collab. Genius!

Fred Fredburger. Yes!

Please just watch The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. It really is the best thing on T.V since Johnny Briggs.( Ahhh... I loved that little northern monkey)

Cultured Swine!

http://www.cluttermagazine.com/

http://www.juxtapoz.com/

http://www.lodownmagazine.com/

If you sit mindlessly in town looking at your steak bake wondering if that fat women who served you washes her hands after scratching her flakey face; then you are not being mentally challenged. So just for you I have set a reading list, each issue will cover the three basics of life; Toys, Art and Cool shit. So lets start slowly and when your ready we'll move on!

Lets Start We Mean To Go On!

I promise you this will make your stronger, faster and more attractive to the opposite sex. So "Why" you ask am I giving away these secrets; the truth is The Baby Jesus spoke to me in a very deep voice for a child and said "sort these people out son, or I will continue to give more and more women facial hair and men boobs!" Arrggh! So people listen up, discover and save yourselves.

January's Playlist

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Caspa And Rusko = An awesome example of Dub Step.

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http://www.myspace.com/caspadubstep

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http://www.myspace.com/ruskonfire

Brother Ali = Don't be put of by his milkybar kid apperance this man has something to say.

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http://www.myspace.com/brotherali

Flying Lotus = P.H, phat beats. enjoy.

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http://www.myspace.com/flyinglotus

MF Doom = at 3.45pm on the 5th day God made doom.

>http://www.myspace.com/mfdoom

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!

When I get excited a bit off wee comes out of me; alot like a little puppy. So guess what happened when I stumbled upon "GREEDY GENIUS FOOTWEAR."

I pissed everywhere!............. Messy!

Only having been around for a few years the growth potential of this lifestyle brand is exciting and I promise you people, Greedy Genius is going to be on the tongue of every self respecting trainer head in '09.

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http://greedygenius.com/

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http://www.facebook.com/pages/Greedy-Genius/10978358684

A Little Bit Cooler Than You!

The dream of Gold Teeth and Gangsta Tripping still lives strong in this heart, nodding my head aggressively has freakishly made my neck the strongest muscle, and yes I am proud of this abnormality and you no why, because I love Hip- Hop.

Robot Hamsta is a product of this environment, which in-turn has lead to the creation of a clothing company which dazzles and truly does excite.

What Up!

Threads, Trainers, Toys and Music so good it'll make you want to slap your own mother; all coming soon. So Cool people of the world, kick back, clean the dirt of todays High Tops and wait as Robot Hamsta takes you on a journey.