Who Wants To Lick My Grapes?



Once again that dirty slag known as Shoe Fairy has opened up her legs and squeezed out another treasure for me to add to my collection. 2006 Jordan 5 grapes! BOOM....!

Feel free to have a cheeky Bean tickle, I know I would but I lost mine in a freak yachting accident!

I'm Not Fat. I'm Full Of Spunk!

In order to accurately express my emotions, I feel this moment calls for a little Poetry.

"Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, I want you in my room lets spend the night together from now until forever."

Beautiful!

Welcome to the Family boys.