Wednesday 30 December 2009
Monday 21 December 2009
Man's Best Friend!
To tell the truth I Fucking hate dogs,I hate that their hair gets on my clothes and in my mouth, I hate the way they make houses smell, I hate the way they try to lick your face with a tongue they just had in their ass, I hate the way their shit always gets on my trainers, I hate the way they drag themselve across the floor to wipe their arses and I hate their lipstick willies. Yet the Nike and Vinti Andrews collab may have actually produced a canine that I could love. Well done! To be honest when I first stumbled on these I got a little excited and thought I was having a stroke. I did the checks, face, Arms, Speech, Time and all of these were fucked up but luckily after a good chat with NHS Direct at £3 per call [robbing swines] we deduced it was a mixture of excitment and needing a wee. So people when Nike strikes act F.A.S.T.
Tuesday 3 November 2009
Pure Genius!
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When some one asks you "How much to finger bang that cross eyed stinky minger in the corner?" You can now turn to said friend and reply "it'll cost you the first two seasons on the BOONDOCKS."
Amazing!
Monday 12 October 2009
Just For Kicks!
Jesus H Christ. Finally a documentary that tries to get to the root of our habit. I have just been bonafide. Enjoy my fellow Trainer fans it doesn't disappoint.
Thursday 8 October 2009
Wednesday 23 September 2009
He's Just A Rascal!
Dear Mr Nike,
I am a vertically impaired orphan with no limbs or ears. I use my teeth to drag myself around which as you can understand is a very slow process. When I heard about your collab with Dizzie and the fact they were only dropping in the capital of England I started my epic journey from Newport .
I left home three weeks ago and have managed a distance of 425 metres from home, this is due to loo breaks and my love of wagon wheels.
If I could just have a free pair that would be lovely as my crowns are begining to wear down and I am going back home to watch Telly Addicts with the dashing Noel Edmonds.
Thankyou very much,
Brian xx
( some of the facts above may be untrue as I really needed a heart warming story of success when faced with adversity to appeal to Nikes soft side.)
P.s These trainers are Ace!
Wednesday 2 September 2009
Bad Ass Mother Fuckers!
You Poor Bastards! I feel sorry for the youth of today. How can you live alife without the spiritual teachings of Pope Segal and Arch Bishop Van Damme. These men ate lead, shat bullets and killed hundreds of moustache wearing men, all while saving damsels in distress with massive eye brows. Amazing! I only mention this because of the joy that the Segal Vs Van Damme season has brought to me. Now go out buy a film, a classic will knock you back 75p and share in my nostalgic need for mindless violence. LEGENDS.
Thursday 13 August 2009
WAD. Find It, Buy It And Fuckin Read It!
Right then lets get the bad points out the way. Firstly it's only out quarterly (that's a long time to wait when you're excited, think off Christmas eve night). Secondly it costs a whooping Fiver! (Gasp) but that my Friend is it. This magazine is a honest representation of, I hate using this word, but of 'Urban' fashion and Culture. Every page grabs you and tickles you in funny places and by the time you've finished the issue and look at the massive list you've made of what you want and what websites you want to look at, you realise that the tiny hole in your life which couldn't be filled by work, torturing woodlice or danger wanking is gone. This magazine is made by Music, garment and trainer loving nutters. It is a little paper gift to all of us that love being different!
Jordan Makes Me Tingle.
So, I'm back and I've got something to show you. The reason I disappeared for so long is that i've been waitin outside my local nike dealer ever since I heard these Sexy Beasts were droppin! Look at these Mothers, they're beautiful, doesn't it take you back to being 11 when even getting close to a girl gave you a massive boner! Excitin. The emotions you are feeling right now is all normal, jealousy, fear, pain; this my friends is what it feels like to be alive! Welcome to my world!
Sunday 8 March 2009
Saturday 21 February 2009
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
This is the future; peanut butter, garlic bread and the ATHF. Sorted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ii976zDn4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79aQEJDWkg&feature=related
Saturday 7 February 2009
Fuck Me It's Only The New Designs From Robot Hamsta!
People, People, People these are the first images of our latest collection, we will be putting bigger and better pics up of all our designs in the next 7days, (due to the fact the colours are much brighter in real life. I think the beautiful handwoven beige backdrop has seriously affected the camera) but being the generous, handsome creature I am, I feel you deserve a sneak peak. Enjoy and feel free to use these images as soft porn because Jesus they are some fine ass tees.
Monday 2 February 2009
Tuesday 27 January 2009
The word Timex doesn't make me feel dirty anymore!
I just wanted to whip my socks off and masterbate into it them like some freaked out monkey when I saw these beauties, who would of thought something so beautiful and simple could emerge from a watch company sold in, dare i say it (whisper) Argos. HORROR!
Kid Robot and Nooka in this limted edition collab. Genius!
Thursday 15 January 2009
Fred Fredburger. Yes!
Please just watch The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. It really is the best thing on T.V since Johnny Briggs.( Ahhh... I loved that little northern monkey)
Monday 12 January 2009
Cultured Swine!
http://www.cluttermagazine.com/
If you sit mindlessly in town looking at your steak bake wondering if that fat women who served you washes her hands after scratching her flakey face; then you are not being mentally challenged. So just for you I have set a reading list, each issue will cover the three basics of life; Toys, Art and Cool shit. So lets start slowly and when your ready we'll move on!
Lets Start We Mean To Go On!
I promise you this will make your stronger, faster and more attractive to the opposite sex. So "Why" you ask am I giving away these secrets; the truth is The Baby Jesus spoke to me in a very deep voice for a child and said "sort these people out son, or I will continue to give more and more women facial hair and men boobs!" Arrggh! So people listen up, discover and save yourselves.
January's Playlist
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Caspa And Rusko = An awesome example of Dub Step.
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Brother Ali = Don't be put of by his milkybar kid apperance this man has something to say.
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Flying Lotus = P.H, phat beats. enjoy.
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MF Doom = at 3.45pm on the 5th day God made doom.
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!
When I get excited a bit off wee comes out of me; alot like a little puppy. So guess what happened when I stumbled upon "GREEDY GENIUS FOOTWEAR."
Only having been around for a few years the growth potential of this lifestyle brand is exciting and I promise you people, Greedy Genius is going to be on the tongue of every self respecting trainer head in '09.
Only having been around for a few years the growth potential of this lifestyle brand is exciting and I promise you people, Greedy Genius is going to be on the tongue of every self respecting trainer head in '09.
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Sunday 11 January 2009
A Little Bit Cooler Than You!
The dream of Gold Teeth and Gangsta Tripping still lives strong in this heart, nodding my head aggressively has freakishly made my neck the strongest muscle, and yes I am proud of this abnormality and you no why, because I love Hip- Hop.
Robot Hamsta is a product of this environment, which in-turn has lead to the creation of a clothing company which dazzles and truly does excite.
Saturday 10 January 2009
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