Neuter Them At Birth!

Only those dopey slags that go on Jeremy Kyle look at this pic and go, "I'd love to have that fat red sweaty belly resting on me while we struggle to get his little pink dog dick into my hungry over used Vag!"
Then, 63 days later (pikeys have the gestation period of dogs) an ugly, monobrowed, creature crawls out of the womb to begin the vicious circle of life.

Sneeze!

Sneeze mag x supreme, thanks for the memories issue.

Two Thumbs Fresh!

For those of us who missed out on the monster that was the Tiffany Dunk there is hope, 2011 will see the next installment of Nike x Diamond Supplys love child. But can lightening strike twice or will it be a bastard child that nobody wants.

Pixels. A Short Film For The Retro Gamer.

PIXELS by Patrick Jean from ONE MORE PRODUCTION on Vimeo.

Thyroid, Shmyroid!

I've seen the future and it's not the Technologically advanced civilisation that Star Trek promised.
We travel on buses with greasy hair, our fat, shit smelling arses take up two seats as we sweat into our grey Primark tee. We feed from large blue plastic bags full with packets of cheap crisps and our past time is licking the crumbs from our chubby fingers while we look at gold rings in the Argos catalogue.

Oh, hang on, that's not the future! That was my bus ride into Cardiff.

Sorry, my bad!

Futura: The Godfather Of Graffiti.