On a recent day trip to Newport, Robot Hamsta decided to catch up with well known writer and local slag Shannon to ask some searching questions.
RH-"So Shannon, You have been described as a master of Words! Where does the inspiration come from?"
S-" I fockin' washed my hair this morning and it's still damp. Mad!"
RH- "That is mad!... How do you find time to juggle writing and Family life?"
S- "Since Baby Armani broke the T.V remote we can't focking turn it on so I hav' t' leave the microwave on and they all watch that well I'm out. Then I serves them Fidus crispy pancakes when I get in, thats if I haven't pulled! (grins)"
RH- "Nice....I see being a Parent brings joy and inspiration to your life and work."
S- "2words........Child Support Benefits!"
RH- " After viewing one of your most famous pieces in the beautiful Newport Bus Station (pictured above),
I just want to ask one more question.
What do you tack?"
S-" Cock."
RH- "Shannon, Thanks."
One lucky reader could win a signed Photo of Shannon (below) by answering this simple question.
Shannon recently lost half her top lip. How did she lose it?
Was it;
A- Pulling a wheelie on her mountain bike.
B- Breast feeding
C- Chewed it off while on an afternoon Methadrone binge in whetherspoons.
