R.I.P Roc Raida.

Man's Best Friend!

To tell the truth I Fucking hate dogs,I hate that their hair gets on my clothes and in my mouth, I hate the way they make houses smell, I hate the way they try to lick your face with a tongue they just had in their ass, I hate the way their shit always gets on my trainers, I hate the way they drag themselve across the floor to wipe their arses and I hate their lipstick willies. Yet the Nike and Vinti Andrews collab may have actually produced a canine that I could love. Well done! To be honest when I first stumbled on these I got a little excited and thought I was having a stroke. I did the checks, face, Arms, Speech, Time and all of these were fucked up but luckily after a good chat with NHS Direct at £3 per call [robbing swines] we deduced it was a mixture of excitment and needing a wee. So people when Nike strikes act F.A.S.T.