The Mrs Has Gone to Work, Let's Get The Porn Out!

I've been a right lazy Bastard recently and haven't been cleaning my babies after rocking them, so today I decided to tackle the last few months wears.

Now for the Jordans...!

 I may even take these handsome fuckers to Olan Mills and see if they'll do a family portrait for me!



Nob Watch With Steven Segal!

There are three things in this glorious world that  Steven Segal loves to do more than anything;

1. Combing his long dark locks
2. Urinating in Animals faces
3. Taking pictures of juicy Nobs

So when I bumped into him in the queue at Poundland ( he was picking up new combs) I asked if he'd like to guest post.

"Do Bears fuck each others Dirty Faces in the Woods!" he said,

"I guess so, Steve!" I replied,

then he asked if he could show all the juicy Nobs he'd seen on his way into town today.

"Brillant." I said.

So here they are Steve's juicy knobs.

Enjoy!

The Fanny Smasher

    The Labial snake


The Arse Pounders

  Jeremy Kyle