Wednesday 2 September 2009

Bad Ass Mother Fuckers!


You Poor Bastards! I feel sorry for the youth of today. How can you live alife without the spiritual teachings of Pope Segal and Arch Bishop Van Damme. These men ate lead, shat bullets and killed hundreds of moustache wearing men, all while saving damsels in distress with massive eye brows. Amazing! I only mention this because of the joy that the Segal Vs Van Damme season has brought to me. Now go out buy a film, a classic will knock you back 75p and share in my nostalgic need for mindless violence. LEGENDS.

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