The Dog Babies Are Coming!

As a man of the world I have discovered many harsh and scary truths, such as finding out that the Easter Bunny was sent down for 18 months for smothering himself in deep heat and giving dirty blowjobs to tramps and that Pigeons are actually really Posh but pretend to be lower class as it brings in more bread when begging.
These are natures dark secrets but nothing was to surprise me more than this next secret.

DOGS ARE DRESSING UP AS PEOPLE AND HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE POOR!

Liar, I hear you cry but think about it, how many seriously ugly Poor Peoples Babies have you seen recently? Loads!
These Babies are Dog Babies. Babies born from lies and disception.
There is no protection from these cunning canines just beware of anyone with two rows of 4 nipples.

Poor people protect yourselves they're out there looking for you!