Boys. This summer don't waste your squids buying the missus a 12 inch phat black beast that every time you look at it just reminds your little pink dick couldn't fill Barbies mouth.
Sod the wife and her hungry growler, take your cash and get one of these amazing S/S10 G-Shocks.
They are so pretty. Much better than looking at a massive veiny rubber limb that the missus trys to shove up your arse during sexy time.
Stop it I don't like it!
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