I remember watching this Porno when I was young man. It started with a close up of a luxurious brown fur throw. It slowly panned up from a pair of red patent heels to a pair of long tanned legs. The camera continued to pan up, it was thigh high by now and I was fully extended a glorious 3inches, when "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? It was a GLASS EYE. Why was a glass eye resting on her thigh and why was it no longer in her face. NO! It can't be, then without warning the camera shot straight to a Women being facially penetrated. ARRGGHH! I started to gag, I was so worried I was about to throw up over my flaccid willy which was still poking out my school trousers like a worm looking for rain. Panic ensued. How I was going to explain the sick, pre-seamen and tears over my best school trousers. I rushed to the toilet for damage limitation. BBLLAARRGGH. That's when my mum started banging on the door. "No mum, don't come in!"
Imagine the look on my Mothers face and the complexity of her thoughts as she breaks into the toilet to see her son with his willy hanging out while being sick. Not my finest hour but definately not my darkest!
I guess the point I'm trying to make is.....don't eat with or allow anyone to penetrate your eyes.. It's dirty!
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